Friday, January 05, 2007

You know times are bad when...

There is a guy standing outside of your fence making bird call noises and shooting into a tree.

When asked what he was doing, he said, "Shooting a bird".

When asked what kind of a bird, he said, "A black one".

When asked why, he said, "To eat" and laughed.

True story. Just happened outside of our front yard. I almost offered him a chicken breast out of the freezer...has more meat on it than a pigeon does.

I think that I might be a jerk because I didn't.


1 comment:

Saipan Chamoale said...

Men don't go fishing to eat fish and they don't go hunting to meat. Eating is a result, not a reason.