There is a guy standing outside of your fence making bird call noises and shooting into a tree.
When asked what he was doing, he said, "Shooting a bird".
When asked what kind of a bird, he said, "A black one".
When asked why, he said, "To eat" and laughed.
True story. Just happened outside of our front yard. I almost offered him a chicken breast out of the freezer...has more meat on it than a pigeon does.
I think that I might be a jerk because I didn't.